Pet of the Month
Mommy is very excited because I won something called "Pet of the Month" where we live. Apparently my picture is up in the elevators at our apartment building. My first thought was...what took so long?! Shouldn't I have been made Pet of the Month as soon as Mommy brought me home? But I guess it's kind of like the election where people have to vote you in. My second thought was...how come she didn't ask my permission to participate? She just pimped me out like any stage mother would. Mommy apparently got $50 in Amazon gift cards because I won. Now -- I have already established that Mommy is a shopaholic. So all I can say is, that $50 better be spent on cat food, toys and litter. Because if I see something come out of that box that isn't for me, I'm really going to have a bone to pick with Mommy. I've already seen her cleaning the house today and making lists of supplies that we need. Mommy needs to catch some Christmas spirit and get it in her head that anything that comes out of that Amazon box needs to have my name on it.