I have a sock fetish
Hi, my name is Lulu, and I have a sock fetish. I discovered this today. I found mommy's sock and it tasted pretty good -- better than the sponge. I carried it with me into my tunnel, and up on the sofa and into the closet. Then, I found more socks in the closet. Now I know where to go when I need to replenish my supply. Mommy says that I was a "bad girl". Well...maybe. But I watch the news with mommy and it seems like in downtown Los Angeles there are lots of worse fetishes that I could have. People keep talking about an opium epidemic. Maybe these folks just need more socks! Especially if they don't have a pedicure. Speaking of pedicures...when will I get my nails done? Mommy keeps trying to find someone to come out, but so far no luck. She's tried a couple of times to clip my nails, but I won't let her. I think mommy is pretty good at certain things -- like typing, cooking and texting. But I'm not so sure that she's ready to be my manicurist. So in the meantime, I'm sticking with socks.