Where's Mommy?!

Today my mommy left me at 4 am for a whole day. She said she had to go somewhere up in "Northern California" for a "business meeting". Whatever. I'm so mad at her. How could she leave me alone ALL DAY??? When she got home, I got even though. She was trying to work and I bit her laptop and I scratched her legs and tried to bite her fingers. So now we're both angry...and she even pulled out the spray bottle with water in it. But I fixed that. I chewed on the cap and managed to unscrew it so it poured water on her comforter on the bed. Now she's really upset. And I'm trying my best to bring down the shower curtain. We'll see what happens when she's trying to sleep tonight.....